64kbps:

how do i change the html of my face



bubonickitten:

0ptimuspenguin:

ambieheartsturtlep0rn:

capitolresident:

Let’s play a game called ‘Stay up late and hate myself in the morning’

‘on a school night’ edition

with unlockable bonus round ‘finals week’

expansion pack: ‘don’t do anything productive’



yongmuney:

“you look tired” is a nice way of saying “you look like shit”


theangelthatfellfordean:

that moment of intimacy with the person who adjusts your seat belt on a roller coaster


best-of-funny:

senorpond:

i want to form a band called ‘the homeless’ and when my band get’s haters and they’ll say ‘omfg i hate the homeless’ everybody else will be like wtf what kind of sick person are you how dare you but without them knowing that ‘the homeless’ is actually my awesome band

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fetusich:

my life is a constant cycle of waiting until the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes


i have two moods:

  • touch me
  • don’t touch me

versacebitch:

bijonse:

versacebitch:

I want to get fucked so hard im put in intensive care

u need jesus

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